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Recommendation: Green Porno - Educational Segments!

A few months ago I saw (one of) the weirdest DVD covers in the New Release section at Scarecrow. It was Isabella Rossellini in some sort of weird home-made costume with the title GREEN PORNO on it. What could it be? I finally came across it again in the Nature section the other day. Turns out it's a series of shorts (not over 2-3 minutes each!) about what it would be like for Isabella Rossellini to be a bug (or sea animal) and how she would mate. Did you know Snails are Hermaphrodites who are into S&M? I learned more in 20 minutes than a whole 4 years worth of high school's education on bugs and their reproductive systems. My boyfriend wandered in wondering what I was watching. It was so entertaining, he sat and watched the rest with me, and thought how great it would be if this was an on-going series with other weird actors dressing up as weird animals and telling us how they get it on. Christopher Walken was a suggestion. How do we start a petition on this? Awesome weird celebrities donning construction paper representations of even awesomer/weirder animal species and educating us! Now that's Edutainment! Green Porno is worth a watch for any reason. It definitely has a Michel Gondry feel to it. A quick watch, funny, entertaining, and you might learn something maybe you could have lived without learning about (maybe good for party conversation - "did you know earthworms pee out of all sides of their bodies? and do it 69 style?" you'll be a hit. you're welcome.) PS It was all Isabella Rosellini's idea.

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