For all thirty days September has, Scarecrow's having a sale on select used inventory items. What do we mean by "select"? In this case, select means
VHS and
PORN. What do we mean by "sale"?
ALL ADULT XXX TITLES are just
$3 OR LESS!
ALL VHS TITLES are just
$1 OR LESS!
We can't show you any examples of the
XXX titles* for sale but a quick perusal of the shelves revealed a wide selection of choices, the majority of which feature copious nudity, what the MPAA might call "pervasive sexuality" and a variety of "adult situations." You'll find all of them upstairs in our Sexploitation room.
Here are a few choice titles we found on the Used VHS shelves in the section adjacent to the front doors. Just look for the water cooler.
BANZAI RUNNER starring Dean Stockwell

- The fast lane was the only lane, easy women, dangerous men, exotic cars, How far will they go?
POWER YOGA STRENGTH FOR BEGINNERS hosted by the awesome Rodney Yee.
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RAISING ARIZONA starring Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter and jammies with Yodas & s**t on 'em.
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DEBBIE GIBSON: LIVE IN CONCERT from the
"Out Of The Blue" Tour
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Stop by soon for the best selection. Those sale prices again:
ALL ADULT XXX TITLES: $3 OR LESS
ALL VHS TITLES: $1 OR LESS
Happy September, everyone!
*You must be 18 or older to peruse the Sexploitation room and purchase Adult titles